lightexpo:

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
pikxchu:

Clear as Mud | by Thorsten Scheuermann

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.